You might experience calling a company but somehow you got to go thru the frustrated auto answering machine. Below are some of the examples of how to get rid of all this auto answering machine and reach a HUMAN!
Comcast: "Press 0 twice, after each time the system asks for your phone number. Press 1 for English. Then press 1 for English again. Press 1 again for existing customers. Press # twice when asked for your phone number."
Dell: "To bypass each of five menus you have to get through to reach an agent, press 0 twice after each begins, then ask to be transferred to customer service."
Microsoft: "Press 0 five times and ignore the automated warnings that your option is incorrect".